Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Pants are for mortals
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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