we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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