I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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