remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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