I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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