We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
