I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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