nut hugger
I got chris browned last night
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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