i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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