How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize