I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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