do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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