Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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