Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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