the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
