I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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