You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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