Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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