i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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