what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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