Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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