omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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