Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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