...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So vagazzling was a success
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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