Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
What a dumb baby whore.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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