i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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