Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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