did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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