I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
