This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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