therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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