i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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