no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He shit in the fireplace
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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