I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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