I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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