Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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