remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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