Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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