if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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