Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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