There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Found the puke drawer
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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