my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Someone signed my nipple.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
tell me about the fingering
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