when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Randomize
