Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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