So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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