that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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