If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
she pinky promised me she was 18
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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