There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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