They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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