we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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