There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Less talking, more tequila
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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