Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
