I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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